Thirstbuster paraphernalia

While filling out a Home Depot employment application I couldn’t remember the apartment number of one of my old places. Ended up finding it in one of my dad’s old address cards for me. Turns out, that was and is the address on my Az drivers license that I just had to copy info off of…

“Wow, this thing must really work.” -Anonymous

NASCAR

I was at Circle K the other day.  When I pulled up, a car with no hood pulled into the spot next to me.  The driver gets out & the passenger climbs out the window and comments how, “This is less fun now that I’m sober.”  I ask if it makes her feel like a NASCAR driver, it does.  As the three of us enter the store I tell them, “If you really wanna feel like a NASCAR driver, you should pick up some Coors Light.”  They both die laughing.  Sure enough, after I’ve filled my Thirstbuster and am heading to the checkout counter, there’s an ice cold 18-pack of what else? Coors Light being scanned and paid for.