Science: it works.

Someone on the other side of the Earth is not upside-down because we are all being pulled in the same direction no matter where we are. Gravity pulls us all towards a particular spot, in this case: the center of the Earth. The direction of that pull is referred to as ‘down.’ If someone on the other side of the Earth were really upside down they would be hurled into outer space at roughly 9.8m/s^2

Transcoding

No one buys a new cd and thinks to themselves “Yes! A new 12cm coaster!”  They bought that cd to listen to music, it happened to come on a cd.  How has that fact eluded record execs?

So ya wanna get an iPhone?

I’m sitting outside the Apple Store San Tan getting free wifi.  An older couple just walked past me and had this conversation:

guy: “I think I wanna get an iPhone, but I think I’d probably break it.”
girl: “Yeah you would, what is it?”
guy: “I dunno, it’s got all kinds of cool little features and stuff.”

Thirstbuster paraphernalia

While filling out a Home Depot employment application I couldn’t remember the apartment number of one of my old places. Ended up finding it in one of my dad’s old address cards for me. Turns out, that was and is the address on my Az drivers license that I just had to copy info off of…

“Wow, this thing must really work.” -Anonymous

NASCAR

I was at Circle K the other day.  When I pulled up, a car with no hood pulled into the spot next to me.  The driver gets out & the passenger climbs out the window and comments how, “This is less fun now that I’m sober.”  I ask if it makes her feel like a NASCAR driver, it does.  As the three of us enter the store I tell them, “If you really wanna feel like a NASCAR driver, you should pick up some Coors Light.”  They both die laughing.  Sure enough, after I’ve filled my Thirstbuster and am heading to the checkout counter, there’s an ice cold 18-pack of what else? Coors Light being scanned and paid for.